Yes, I haven't died. I've just been caught up in school work. Well, that and depression (don't ask). I found this thing on someone else's page, so I thought I'd try it out:

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you and comment on it.

1.) Your name? Connor
1. An ultimate word that can be used to replace any word in a sentence or phrase.
Dude, this Connor is so totally Connor

2.) Your age? 15
1. Any girl under eighteen who lies about her age. Closley related to the term jailbait but more devious.
O_o Wow. Just...wow.

3.) One of your friends? Adrian
1. God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)
This could not be farther from the truth.......please don't kill me, Aid.

4.) What should you be doing? Sleeping
1. To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
Okay. First off, I don;t live with my gran. Secondly, is there anything on UD that makes sense?

5.) Favorite color? Black
1. Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
Whoa. I guess there is stuff that makes sense on UD

6.) Birthplace? Germany
1. Great cars, great beer, great guns (Heckler und Koch ring a bell?) Great ally of the United States. Defeated in two world wars, but due to a few mistakes. Was divided in half, with Berlin (which was in East Germany) also divided in half. Used to be Nazi Germany, before that the Weimar Republic, before that the German Empire, before that the Holy Roman Empire, before that the German Confederation... etc.
Ugh. If I wanted a history lesson, I'd go to school. The Internets is not for teh learnings!

7.) Month of your birth? June
1. The sixth month.
Short and to the point. Nice.

8) last person you talked too? Colin
1. A name for sexy boys who often use guitars. Often confused with Colon, the body part. Common to be very popular with girls; potentially due to large penis oh yeah..
....This CANNOT be talking about my dad, can it?

9.) One of your nicknames? Geek
1. The people you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult
HALLELULJAH!